Trump and the Chocolate Factory

The internet called:

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I answered:

Flynn

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, Doomapadah Dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me

Who do you blame when your man’s a traitor?
Taking money to give our foes favor!
Have you no decency nor any shame?
Pay from the president is not the same…

He will take the plea bargain!

If you follow laws you’ll be fine
And you will live very free too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
Doompadee Doo.

Spicer

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Doompadah Dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me

What do you get when you obfuscate?
Wallowing in lies and getting irate!
Do you think you can get another job?
Or will the nation see you as a slob?

Joke’s on you and on TV!

If you don’t lie you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
Doompadee Doo.

Kasowitz

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Doompadah Dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me

Where do you find an honest attorney?
Not near the President, apparently!
Justice must be paired with truth and honor
Or else you get Lovecraftian horror

Why did you go into law?

With ethics you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
Doompadee Doo.

Conclusion

Never let it be said that I don’t do this blog as a public service. I may update this as firings continue? Stay tuned!